Adam just said ‘why don’t we have both’ in Spanish from that Old El Paso ad … in his sleep hahahahahahahahaha

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

(Source: saintgermain-xo)

(Source: datgmodder)

it tastes like cultural eating

my brother’s response to my cooking (via wildeschild)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)