digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

In my time working for the State Government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, farming communities, college towns… I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here and I realised that this whole time I was just wandering around everywhere just looking for you.

(Source: adumbscotts)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

dragonmoose:


this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(Source: alabamadaddy)

(Source: goodassdog)

Chuck a u’ey

Australian proverb (via aristophania)

(Source: sandandglass)

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